Comedy Club

During a recent high-profile cosmetics trial at the local court-house for a major perfume manufacturer, in order to prevent the panel of peers from appearing prejudice, the jury was banned from wearing cologne, this is because the judge is the only one who could keep “Odor In The Court.” — Arthur Tugman

Quote by Arthur Tugman

Life after death is returning to sender. — Arthur Tugman

Opposition isn’t attractive

Mirror Mirror Aboue The Sink: Reflections double our image and hopefully flatter. What you don’t think won’t matter. — Arthur Tugman

Doing the very opposite will often get you the same results. — Arthur Tugman 6/16/2010

FAIRY LAND: You can become that which you make believe, so don’t pretend to be what you’re not. — Arthur Tugman

It takes humor to free a mind, but rumor cost the soul. – Arthur Tugman

Nothing breeds success like seeds of passion. — Arthur Tugman

Nothing can predict success better than passion for promotion. — Arthur Tugman

Nothing guarantees failure more than not seeking success. — Arthur Tugman

Nothing is exempt from failure, not even success. — Arthur Tugman

Success is making it. Failure is faking it. — Arthur Tugman